collectyourhearts:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

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inkystars:

doctorheavenharkness:

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. 

and the vegan wins

#the vegan always wins

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theuppitynegras:

tastefullyoffensive:

[completelyseriouscomics]

this so on point I had to go to their homepage so they can collect some ad venue from me

slendyrunawaywithme:

shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

(via wretchedoftheearth)

keatonstrombergs:

i asked my manager to write me a letter of recommendation for national honors society and he handed me this

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ramblingsfromthelandofcotton:

how dare u call me heterophobic, i am 1/64th heterosexual on my mother’s side

(via mahakavi)

msjewbooty:

when i was in 5th grade a boy liked me but i thought he was annoying, so on the playground he tried to ask me to be his girlfriend and  i said no and i had to think of an excuse so i started hugging a tree and i told him the tree was my boyfriend, then later i saw him kicking the tree and i felt kinda bad

(via twelvefairiesflew)

[atla + asoiaf] Family, Duty, Honor. Is that the right order?

(via ckrets)

nymre:

open in another tab if you’d like to see it in full view~ 

Yea. Zuko doesn’t really look like Zuko.. 

At first this was supposed to be Azula’s diary. as in ‘Dear Diary, today Zuko got into a fight but I saved him and carried him home.’ 

Anyway, it’s super out of character but I really wanted to draw some brother-sister-family-bonding stuff. Azula hasn’t always been messed up so I had this thing in mind where she got picked on by.. maybe Mai and Ty Lee or something? before she could firebend. And Zuko being a good brother and all.. ;7;

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spitfirerantdragon:

disastrush:

yaydrienne:

The team in happier times.

KALDUR SMOLDER

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE AGAIN. LOLOLOLOL WALLY.

(via pulchritudinous-gal)

yalefabray:

jamie chung being adorable on instagram

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